William J Hammon·21h agoBanana-bylon — Minions & MonstersYou all know my history with the Despicable Me franchise. I loved the first film. I thought the second was alright, but nothing special. I…
William J Hammon·Jul 2A Krypto Scam — SupergirlOne of the biggest ways that the modern comic book movie has changed the course of film storytelling is also one of the more subtle. While…
William J Hammon·Jul 1Jessie’s Girls — Toy Story 5By now you all know my feelings about the franchise. The original trilogy (the fact that I can use that phrase in multiple contexts is…
William J Hammon·Jun 26Spielberg Tells Us Nothing — Disclosure DaySteven Spielberg is inarguably one of the greatest filmmakers in history. He’s given us some of the most inspiring, dazzling, and poignant…
William J Hammon·May 12EWE-dunit — The Sheep DetectivesThere are times when I genuinely worry about the quality of a movie. Most of the time, when I see a trailer or read a synopsis of a film’s…
William J Hammon·May 4Slop — Animal FarmThere’s a common phrase in the entertainment industry that you may or may not have heard before. I’ve used it a couple of times in this…
William J Hammon·Apr 27Sham On! — MichaelThirty years ago, the movie Michael was released. It was a shmaltzy bit of 90s tripe where John Travolta played a chainsmoking archangel…
William J Hammon·Apr 6Plug and Play — The Super Mario Galaxy MovieAfter the massive commercial success of The Super Mario Bros. Movie three years ago, a sequel was a guarantee, and with Nintendo’s massive…
William J Hammon·Mar 27Yo Adrian! — Project Hail MaryThere are a lot of reasons why The Martian was one of my favorite films of 2015, and why it ranks in my top five for the entire decade of…
William J Hammon·Mar 8Nice Beaver! — HoppersI will fully admit, I did not have high hopes for Pixar’s latest feature, Hoppers. It was coming out in early March, which is a very iffy…
